Error 404: File Not Found. Bollocks.

You may have entered the wrong URL or come here by accident. Most likely the fault is mine, as I've put this site through about 10 redesigns over the years and have orphaned a few links here and there. Do not freak out.

If you were looking for something in particular, your best option is probably to search it using Google:

If that doesn't help you, try exploring fresh from the home page or archives area. Thank you and good day. Rock on.

A Few Suggestions.

I am Ryan D Pants, and this is my personal site. Here's some good stuff that might be an acceptable replacement for wherever you thought you were going when you got this error: