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Conversation Between my Roomate and a Six-Year-Old Girl In Front of Our Apartment BuildingApril 12, 2003 Girl: Are you a policeman?Josh, climbing off motorcycle: No. Girl: So, what are you then? Josh, wearing large shiny helmet, removing velcro riding gloves: Uh, I'm a regular person. « prev | April 2003 | next » 12 Comments
But regular seems so, well... *plain*. Posted by: leslie on 13 Apr 03 at 01:10AMwell, if policemen make up the whole of unregular society we're doing pretty good at being regular. "congratulations, you're a unique individual.... just like everyone else." Posted by: ryan on 13 Apr 03 at 01:23PMTime to state it: I too am a regular person. Posted by: Adam on 13 Apr 03 at 11:16PMIt's funny...Josh would've had to have stepped out of a Crown Victoria in Massachusetts, if the girl were to mistake him for a cop in his home state. Maybe the 6-yr-old watches CHiPs reruns with her dad. Or maybe CHiPs pulled her dad over one time. Regardless, his answer should have been "Poncharello, ma'am." Posted by: dave on 14 Apr 03 at 09:09AMback again after a long break...and glad to see that the world is still turning and that Calinatives live in an on reality. Josh not only would have been forced to step out of a Crown Vic., he would also have to be about three times his size. All I can give you to imagine the size I am think of is Wareham cops....not the kind that got dispatched to Geagans house either. The CHP is kind of scary though. Very willing to see if you are drunk or not... Posted by: Liam on 15 Apr 03 at 11:31PMUnrelated thing, but check out the Iraqi information ministers view of the RedSox v. Yankees on espn.com's 2nd page. Sorry I just read it and felt the need to share. Posted by: liam on 15 Apr 03 at 11:35PMa regular person who hiccups! Posted by: trip on 16 Apr 03 at 10:01AMcome to think of it... josh is anything but a regular person. maybe a regular old man with a gas/hiccup condition would be a little more accurate. Posted by: awol on 16 Apr 03 at 11:50AMhe is a man of many contradictions. young and old, healthy but sick, sober but drunk. Posted by: ryan on 16 Apr 03 at 12:15PMalso: a giggler. ; > ps aren't you boys suppose to make us dinner soon?? i wanna see those ali g. clips! xo Posted by: lisaann on 17 Apr 03 at 09:54AMall those empty promises. ...and two empty stomachs. Posted by: trip on 17 Apr 03 at 09:57AMyou remember the picture Joshua took, that he put in the '94 PNHS LitMag, of Mark Sandman playing his bass? You couldn't see Mark's face or the body of the bass...just its neck and head. Anyway, I had an extremely vivid dream last night where it was Joshua in that picture, and he was playing Mark Sandman's bass, and he was playing Do Not Go Quietly Unto Your Grave, and he was kicking ass. Thought it warranted mentioning. Posted by: dave on 22 Apr 03 at 07:01AM |
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