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March 1, 2003

I propose a new reality show in which proponents of The Vortex Theory debate and wrestle the minds behind Time Cube.com. I think the debate fights should be moderated/refereed by mute Hare Krshnas. The last person standing (as chosen by the audience via the web) becomes a department head at Harvard and gets to have sex with triplets. All the losers fly an airship of Christian fundamentalists directly into the sun.

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I THINK THAT THE TIMECUBE PEOPLE WOULD JUST STAND THERE YELLING ABOUT THE MATRIX AND STUFF while the vortex theory people quietly submit their russian experts' theses on their subject. That's the story their webpages fonts tell, anyway.

Posted by: dave on 3 Mar 03 at 09:03AM

I'm pretty excited to learn more about the Vortex Theory. Russian scientists have always done good work.

I meant no real slight to Hare Krshnas, btw. There's a Krshna temple on Commonwealth Ave in Boston that I have enjoyed visiting on many occassions. I just find that sites like TimeCube remind me of the phrasing of Krshna texts, which I'm fond of buying for two dollars. Always frought with that supreme confidence that your revelations will wow me.

Secretly, I long to be wowed.

Posted by: ryan on 3 Mar 03 at 10:14AM

Perhaps it could be a contest of who could be more extreme? The winner gets some nice title like "most likely to argue about anything".

Posted by: Adam on 3 Mar 03 at 11:19AM

hey ryan, if you want to be wowed, wait 'til you check out my new, cliché tattoo.

tell me later if you got that.

Posted by: awol on 3 Mar 03 at 02:01PM

The time cube guy seems pretty pissed, I read a good ten minutes worth of his page and gained little knowledge about what the hell he's going on about, except there is a lot of evil stupid educators out there. Which I can go a long with I suppose.

Posted by: dan on 3 Mar 03 at 06:44PM

Opposites create Opposites.
Mom & Dad opposites create son & daughter opposites.
Opposite Creators required,
Singularity God impossible.
Opposites de-god Religion.
Opposites create the universe.
Opposites compose the Earth.
Opposites compose humanity.
Opposites create your body.
Opposites de-god academia.
Opposites de-god singularity.

thanks for your Time and i hope you have the patience to get all the answers you need about TimeCube from me.
creation principle vs vortex theory,
this thought seems like a problem for the religous people for they would not have their memories back if these two forces collide it wouldn't reuslt as an explosion but more of an emplosion too all created beings.

Posted by: Aeon of TimeCube on 13 Jan 06 at 05:08AM

Nah it wasn't the actual TimeCube author commenting above, it was just a fan. I am acquainted with both the real author (Gene Ray, American genius) and the fan (Aeon of TimeCube as he calls himself above). TimeCube is truth.

Did I mention that TimeCube is truth? Yes I did. See Cubic Awareness Online for further explanation of Time Cube. Learn to know the Cubic truth.

Posted by: TimeCube CubicAO on 26 Mar 06 at 11:29PM
 

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