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I had a biology teacher in high school who liked to show muscles in his leg, having his leg almost at head level. This reminded me of that horrible image of himself stroking his leg.

when i went to camp outside of waterville maine, we used to hate the wakeup call at 0645, which often involved having our covers ripped off our bunk beds. so, we all organized one evening and decided to give the counselor a big surprise. nobody wore anything to bed. he ripped off our covers to find many, many mid-pubescent bodies in the nude. i imagine that was an awful morning for him....

Jonas and Phatty stayed at my apt. in Stoneham. My roommate woke up early to smoke a butt, like he always does. When I woke up, he asked me if he saw Jonas' sack or if it was Phatty's hairy globes. I asked him on which couch the bare-nutted man was sleeping. He said the left one. I told him that he, like all of us at one time or another, had now seen Phatty's junk.

magic testicle show...
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man, that's awesome that my love for low-brow comedy got me a place on sixfoot6.

my friend darrin came in from lunch one afternoon bitching that he'd sat in gum.

"that's a bitch.." i said.

"you wanna see it?" he replied.

of course i'm the idiot who said yes. he turned his back to me, then turned back around with a little bit of his nutsack pulled through his shorts...

"see? i sat in gum..."

by the end of the day everone at work had seen darrin's cojones, right up to management.