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Intramural GodOctober 31, 2002 These Jesus Inspirational Sport Statues are simply hilarious. The description says it all:Handpainted resin statues on a solid wood base are the perfect gift for every young Catholic athlete. These statues portray Jesus actively participating with boys and girls in a variety of sports. A wonderful way to reinforce Jesus "as friend" in everyday activities. Sizes vary from 4 3/4 to 6 1/2 inches.If I were Jesus, I'd wear a football helmet, just to provide a strong example to the nice Caucasian boys. Be sure to check out pages two and three... the hockey statue is quite simply priceless. « prev | October 2002 | next » 5 Comments
i saw those on conan o'brien the other night. they'd made their own jesus figurines like "jesus secretly playing computer solitaire at his desk" and "jesus cockfighting." funny. Posted by: alison on 31 Oct 02 at 02:22PMJesus Statue Captions, in order. Page 1: 2. In the second quarter, Jesus was just toying with the kids. He would only start flying in the second half. (alternately: "Oh! Oh! This is MY house. You gonna D up, little kids, or will the Savior have to take it to you, Philistines-style?" 3. Jesus' mom always cut the best oranges for halftime. 4. Jesus was always bragging, "What do I need a helmet for? I raised myself from the dead, for My Sakes" Page 2: 6. "Hey, Jimmy...why don't you go grab me a soda...I'll make sure Julie makes it to the back nine." (alternately: "That's it, ulie. Try sticking your butt out a little more. And let me help you with your magnetic belt.") 7. "I said, sweep the leg...you have a problem with that, Mr. Lawrence?" (No, sensei) Please, someone else join me, to help me finish. It's TOO much fun for just me. Posted by: DAVE on 31 Oct 02 at 02:24PMIan had some interesting thoughts on the matter... Posted by: Jenn on 31 Oct 02 at 03:36PMnow i know what i'm gettin for a conformation present Posted by: Bobo on 1 Nov 02 at 08:02AMSeriously, the golf one is just wrong. He looks like one of those sleazeball midlife-crisis yuppies who are always volunteering to "help" winsome young girls with their golf swings. Also, as noted, Jesus is taunting the kids in the basketball one. I want one of each. Posted by: J. Dunn on 2 Nov 02 at 08:25PM |
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