Ben Stein

Spin: How long before a game show host becomes president?


Ben: It could be anytime now.  It's not going to be Alex Trebek, because he's a Canadian.  I don't think it's going to be Regis, because he's probably too old.  If I hadn't been such a pot-smoking hippie and girl-chasing fiend in my middle years, I probably could have done it.