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The sturdy, umber Omni, still muddy from the Mud Test, has sustained little damage. Joshua draws our attention to the tiny hole left by the impact. When it comes to parking lot warfare at the local Piggly-Wiggly, the 1981 Dodge Omni hatchback is more than up to snuff. We estimate that the side panels of the average 16-year-old Omni retain enough structural integrity to withstand a shopping cart filled with two, or possibly even three full grown men.