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seventy-eight inches of dancing monkey


It begins here.  People that I know call me Ryan.  I live in Boston, Mass.  I am a six and one half foot tall monkey, and I enjoy doing my monkey-monkey dance for anyone who cares to watch.   I also enjoy typing at random.  Who would have imagined that my typing could produce such a fantastic web site.  I assure you that 999,999 of my monkey brethren are pleasantly surprised.  This site brings allows internet surfing primates such as your self to explore the many projects that have been created through my random typing and monkey-fidgeting.  I am still building, but I hope you will click around to see what's here so far.
monkey drink

alcoholic home

all text and graphics 1999 by ryan except the monkey.